1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,080 I thought I was over Ben but it turns out I'm not. 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,240 I want him back. 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,440 What do I do? 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,760 Tell him how you feel. 5 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,600 You conspired to lure my client to Bristol... 6 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,880 No. ..With the express purpose of planting drugs in his car. 7 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,440 They're trying to discredit me, Your Honour. 8 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,000 They're setting me up. DS Haines! 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,720 In the UK, there are far more people needing sperm than there are donors. 10 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,000 But my doctor said I need to get pregnant as soon as possible. 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,400 Then you may be better off with a donor you already know. 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,680 Can you think of anyone? 13 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,040 Do you know what's on The Dean's hard drive? 14 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,760 Proof of his whole operation. 15 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,320 The police would have searched his house 16 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,720 and they would have found the safe. 17 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,520 A dummy one. The real one is well hidden behind a horse. 18 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,920 We need to keep eyes o The Dean's house in London. 19 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,960 Front gate about two metres high. 20 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,880 Garden walls look about a metre thick. 21 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,880 And there's some kind of bodyguard and he's armed. 22 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,320 Oh, we're in trouble! 23 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,400 We have to move the break in forward. 24 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,560 We're not ready. Then The Dean gets out tomorrow. 25 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,840 And we're all dead. 26 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,080 HE LAUGHS 27 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,720 TORI: Your room is on the second floor, room 22. 28 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,840 Lift is just there. Thanks. 29 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,320 There you go. 30 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,160 Can you cover me? 31 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,840 I really need to see my boyfriend. 32 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,560 Tori, you horn-dog! Go get it, girl! 33 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,040 Um, Ben... 34 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,120 Er... 35 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,960 I don't know how today's gonna go down. 36 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,040 It's the most dangerous thing we've done, 37 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,080 and I might not get the chance to say this to you - 38 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,360 not that I have a right to say this to you, 39 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,560 after how I've treated you. 40 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,840 But the thing is... 41 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,400 TAKES A DEEP BREATH 42 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,280 I really... 43 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,400 ..think we should give us another go. 44 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,400 Because I love you. 45 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,520 Tori... Tori? 46 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,280 SHE SCOFFS No. 47 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,560 Tori? Tori! Tori! Tori! 48 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,640 Look, I didn't ask for the role of "hysterical girlfriend", 49 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,480 but your ex is wanted for murder, 50 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,320 you're hiding her in your flat and you're clearly still together! 51 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,800 No, we're not! 52 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,600 Ben, I can't be part of this. 53 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,000 Just let me explain, Tori. 54 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,480 Please let go of the door. 55 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,880 Let go of the door! 56 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,280 ENGINE STARTS 57 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,360 HORN TOOTS 58 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,240 Rani, let's go! We've got a schedule to keep. 59 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,240 You're the one who laminated it. 60 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,480 JOHN: Come on! We've got to break into 61 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,640 a drug dealer's mansion by 4! 62 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,240 GREG: Do we know where the safe is in the house? 63 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,760 No. All we know is it's "behind a horse", 64 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,520 or whatever that means. 65 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,520 Did you two find out anything about the security system? 66 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,080 Well, even if we can find the safe, 67 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,120 stealing what's inside it isn't going to be easy. 68 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,400 We don't know the code. 69 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,080 And if we move the safe, then that triggers 70 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,720 a motion-sensor alarm which triple-locks all the doors 71 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,480 and brings shutters down on the windows. 72 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,720 ALARM BLARES 73 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,680 If we manage to get it outside, 74 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,520 the garden gate and the walls have anti-climb technology. 75 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,680 And the security guard carries a machine. 76 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,000 A machine? Yeah, an iron. 77 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,280 A gun! Well, say that, then! 78 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,320 Gabby and I don't know all the slang terms for guns. 79 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,400 I do. No, you don't. 80 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,520 Yes, I do. 81 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,680 Burner, iron, ting, leng, joint, mac, gat, mash, matic, 82 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,120 milly, glizzy, pole, stick, strap, wap, nine, 83 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,200 rotty, botty and tum-tum. 84 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,000 Aren't those last three Teletubbies? 85 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,880 What about po-po? That definitely is. 86 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,040 No, no. Po-po is police, 87 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,600 and they're called automatically. 88 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,880 Basically, our biggest threat is the security guy. 89 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,200 HE CRIES OUT 90 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,040 No-o-o-o! 91 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,560 What a way to go. 92 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,320 Death by Tinky-Winky. 93 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,600 What's the big emergency? 94 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,200 I was in the middle of a particularly tricky Wordle. 95 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,360 Schedule's moved up. It's happening today. 96 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,280 What do you mean, today? 97 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,080 Plan's already underway. 98 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,240 I'm driving to London with Rani after she collects 99 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,280 what she needs from her parents' place. 100 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,040 We'll meet the others at The Dean's crib. 101 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,680 They'll lift the hard drive and it'll end up in a red tool box. 102 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,720 When you step in... 103 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,880 ..it can't look like we're working together. 104 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,400 HE SCOFFS Why do you care what they think? 105 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,560 I told you, all I care about is me - 106 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,480 but I don't wanna be left hanging out there. 107 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,120 So, once it's done... 108 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,320 ..you force me into the vehicle. 109 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,120 And the deal's 50:50. 110 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,080 BURGESS: I was lying in bed this morning 111 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,600 thinking about you. 112 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,680 Am I supposed to be flattered? 113 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,360 I was saying to myself... 114 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,680 .."Is he playing me?" 115 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,760 Cos if you are, the next time your friends see you, 116 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,840 you're gonna be colder than a snowman's dick. 117 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,280 Do you hear me? 118 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,160 Um... Assuming we get our hands on this hard drive, 119 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,320 what's to say it's not password protected? 120 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,080 Oh. PHONE RINGS 121 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,680 Go for Diane. 122 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,720 Do you remember when we were in 123 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,280 your store cupboard at probation? 124 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,400 You mean my office? 125 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,520 Yeah, sure, your office. You said 126 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,200 the reason you don't keep notes on your computer is because... 127 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,000 Criminals have logarithms that can hack any password 128 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,400 in two minutes or less. 129 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,760 Where did you get that information from? 130 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,200 That is classified. 131 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,480 Diane. Fine. 132 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,000 From Nigel. He works in IT at probation. 133 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,320 Do you reckon if you flashed Nigel some cleavage, 134 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,320 he would write us a program to crack The Dean's hard drive? 135 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,360 Hmm. I'm pretty sure Nigel's gay. 136 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,040 He's very flappy with his hands 137 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,200 and he hasn't once checked out my arse. 138 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,720 But... 139 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,520 ..even if I can't turn Nigel's head, 140 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,040 I know someone who might. 141 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,840 I'm on it! 142 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,120 LINE DISCONNECTS 143 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,160 RHONA: In a few hours, The Dean leaves court a free man. 144 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,680 And he'll be back slinging crack and smack, 145 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,720 and when someone ODs or some kid is caught 146 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,720 in the crossfire, that's on you! 147 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,040 You bloody amateur! Call me that again. 148 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,760 Oh, and you'll what, amateur? 149 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,960 Let her go. Lucy, no! 150 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,720 Let her go. Get the fuck off me! 151 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,920 You're done! 152 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,320 Like this case. 153 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,640 You understand, right? 154 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,880 You're done. 155 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,960 That was exciting, wasn't it? 156 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,480 Could've sold tickets for that. 157 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,760 She's right. 158 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,640 I'll have the stink on me for the rest of my days. 159 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,600 I'm screwed. 160 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,640 Hey, come here. 161 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,280 SHE SOBS 162 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,680 NEARBY CHATTER 163 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,240 And? 164 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,120 It's negative. Well, give it time. 165 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,520 I don't have time, Greg! 166 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,360 That's the whole point. I'm never gonna be a mum 167 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,560 and I'm gonna die alone and unloved like you! 168 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,200 Sorry. Lashing out. 169 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,680 Bloody hormones! 170 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,040 You're not pregnant yet. 171 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,240 No. Fair point. Well, look, don't worry. 172 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,440 I'm gonna get you up the duff 173 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,000 if I have to spend morning, noon and night 174 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,160 wanking like a safari park chimp. 175 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,600 OK? 176 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,120 Thanks, Greg. 177 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,960 WHISPERS: Why have you baked scones? 178 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,480 Well, you said make an effort. 179 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,880 I said, "Dress sexy," Mary Berry. 180 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,280 And what you wearing? 181 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,840 You look like Andy Murray at Pride. 182 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,640 Hi, Nige. Hi, Diane. 183 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,000 Have you met Stan, my new apprentice? 184 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,280 All right, mate? 185 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,280 An "all right, mate" to you, too. 186 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,040 Wow! 187 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,320 What a big one you've got there. 188 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,200 I mean, what is that? Is that...34 inches? 189 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,920 38-inch ultra-wide. 190 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,120 I mean, I dream of getting my hands on that kind of... 191 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,320 ...girth. 192 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,160 Why? Do you do a lot of gaming? 193 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,520 I mean, I like to play around, if you will. 194 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,680 Stan here, he's got a hard drive 195 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,080 and he's got a lot of, um, 196 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,880 no-make-up selfies on it, if you catch my drift. 197 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,920 But he's forgotten the password. 198 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,760 How would he get back into it? 199 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:41,120 He'll need a decryption code that uses live-memory analysis 200 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,640 to extract the encryption key from the security partition. 201 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,000 Stop with the dirty talk, you minx. 202 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,160 And is that decryption code 203 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,280 something that you might be able to write? 204 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,640 HE SCOFFS Easily, 205 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,880 cos the guys who design hard drives are lazy wankers. 206 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,360 But I don't have time. 207 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,880 Oh, pretty please... 208 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,480 ..Mr Tech Daddy. 209 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,040 I mean, couldn't you just... 210 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,040 ...tap-tap away in your little hot... 211 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,840 ..Rick And Morty T-shirt? 212 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,400 Right, what's going on? 213 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,760 No-one likes this T-shirt. Not even my girlfriend. 214 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,960 Girlfriend?! Girlfriend? But you're gay. 215 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,520 No, I'm not. Yes, you are. 216 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,560 You've got three lip balms in your pencil holder. 217 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,160 You change your jeans before they get itchy 218 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,000 and I saw you watching a video of a bald muscly guy 219 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,360 talking about rims. 220 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,680 That was Vin Diesel on Top Gear. 221 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,000 You never looked at these once! 222 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,200 I'm more of a leg man. Er, hello! 223 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,200 Wait, are you trying to get me to write you code 224 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,440 by pimping this bloke out? 225 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,680 Definitely not. Yes. 226 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,920 No. 227 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,560 Get out before I report you to HR. 228 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,880 SHE MUTTERS Sorry. Sorry. 229 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,920 Sorry. 230 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,880 Are those scones? 231 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,680 Home-made. With cream and jam. 232 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,960 Leave the scones here, 233 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,960 come back in an hour for your code. 234 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,240 And I'm gonna want your dongle. 235 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,440 What? I said I'd flirt with him. 236 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,920 He's not touching my dongle. Just quickly, just once. 237 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,080 Your USB dongle. To put the code on. 238 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,120 Your USB dongle. 239 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,560 Get your mind out of the gutter. 240 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,840 SHE TUTS Sorry, Nige. 241 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,920 RANI: That's the armed bodyguard. 242 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,720 Mm-hm. 243 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,880 CAR DOOR OPENS 244 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,600 Hello, Professor! 245 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,120 VOICEMAIL: It's Tori. You know what to do. 246 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,480 Hey. Look, I don't know if you got any of my texts, 247 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,520 but... 248 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,000 My life is crazy complicated right now. 249 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,520 I want to explain. Call me back. 250 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,680 BURGESS: So...what's the latest with you and Blue Balls? 251 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,800 I... 252 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,440 ..kissed him and told him I loved him. 253 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,960 How did he take it? Unclear. 254 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,920 It was interrupted... 255 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,520 ..by his girlfriend. 256 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,040 Awkward! 257 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,760 So, what are you gonna do now? 258 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,440 I don't...I don't know. 259 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,360 What do you think she should do, eh? 260 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,160 She... 261 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,680 She should let him go. 262 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,920 Why? 263 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,080 You and him are different people. 264 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,480 You broke his heart, 265 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,960 so part of him will always want you back. 266 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,600 Which is why you should cut him loose. 267 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,480 For his sake and for yours. 268 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,920 I...I can't just let him go. 269 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,320 I... 270 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,480 ..love him. 271 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,160 You also love all this mad shit. 272 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,560 That ain't Ben. 273 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,480 It's not me either. I... 274 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,040 I've changed. I... I just want a settled life. 275 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,560 Be real. What's living for you? 276 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,160 Running a food shack? 277 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,800 Or running from bent cops? 278 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,640 BEN: Wait. Wait, wait. Does this stuff turn you on? 279 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,800 What stuff? Car chases. 280 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,240 The drug deals, The gang shit. 281 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,600 Oh, come on, you've got to admit - 282 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,080 it's a bit of a thrill! 283 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,960 We weren't ziplining, Rani. 284 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,600 Oh, my God, you're so boring! 285 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,640 PIPES GURGLE 286 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,320 Victor! 287 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,960 Why is there no water? 288 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,200 My damn husband has a 56-grand fish tank 289 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,120 and I can't get one glass of the shit?! Fix it! 290 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,160 Right. 291 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,040 Yeah. So I just...I just shoved the ol' rod 292 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,360 down the drainpipe and, um, 293 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,560 plunged the U-bend with the old, um, plunger. 294 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,000 That sounds like some good plumbing to me. 295 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,920 Whatever work you're doing means 296 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,720 we've got no water in the house. 297 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,320 You need to come and take a look. 298 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,280 Sorry, mate, I ain't... I haven't got the manpower. 299 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,960 It's kids, innit, these days? You know, 300 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,840 they're...they're not interested in plumbing. 301 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,200 They just wanna vape and talk about pronouns. 302 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,720 I mean, wait till their toilets overflow, right? 303 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,400 HE GROWLS 304 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,560 You are taking a look. 305 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,400 Right now. 306 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,880 Yeah, all right, mate. 307 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,240 Stop right there! 308 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,920 Is it a weekend or a bank holiday? 309 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,240 What are you talking about? 310 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,080 A little something called The Highway Code. 311 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,240 Ever heard of it? Rule number 238 - 312 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,800 drivers must not wait 313 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,960 or park in restricted areas during the designated times, 314 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,480 with the exception of weekends and bank holidays. 315 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,440 Now, do I look like I'm extreme-caving? 316 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,200 Extreme-caving? 317 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,800 Yeah. That's what I do on weekends and bank holidays. 318 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,080 You should see the kind of holes I've squeezed into. 319 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:47,080 All right, um... Luigi, why don't you pull the van into this bloke's drive? 320 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,800 All right. No, you ain't doing that. 321 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,600 They can park there for ten minutes. 322 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,360 And I can issue them with £130 fine. 323 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,040 JOHN WHISTLES 324 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,600 Well, good luck with your water, mate. 325 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,520 All right, fine. 326 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,360 Just pull up on the driveway. 327 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,600 Pull up on the driveway. 328 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,560 OK, show time! 329 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,400 DOG BARKS 330 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,160 HE WHISTLES Inside! 331 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,840 Found some plumbers. 332 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,440 OK. 333 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,080 OK... 334 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,960 PIPES GURGLE Oh, yeah. 335 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,200 Yeah. 336 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,880 Yeah, I see. 337 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,520 All right, so water's not working. 338 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,640 Great. Who do I make the cheque out to? 339 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,440 Sherlock Fucking Holmes? 340 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,960 Have you drunk any unboiled water today, madam? 341 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,000 Of course I have. Is that bad? 342 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,240 ALL INHALE SHARPLY 343 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,080 It's not good, love. Mm-mm. 344 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,160 Um, don't worry. 345 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,920 Why don't we all go and... 346 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,480 ..we'll check all the other, um... 347 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,760 Taps. ..taps. 348 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,280 Keep an eye on them. 349 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,240 Who the fuck is this? Paul Blart Mall Cop? 350 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,880 SHE EXHALES SHARPLY 351 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,120 What do you want now? Sh, sh, sh! 352 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,360 Do you hear that? Hear what? 353 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,520 Listen. 354 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,920 Oh, this is bad. 355 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,560 Are you the homeowner? No. 356 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,960 OK. I'm going to need you to get the homeowner out here sharpish. 357 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,280 Horses. Horses... 358 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,800 Horses... 359 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,200 Horses. Horses... 360 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,000 Horses. Right... 361 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,920 Not a chuffing horse in sight. 362 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,040 Nah, no water down here neither! 363 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:57,200 LOUDLY: Cor blimey, guv'nor! Lord love a duck! 364 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,960 "Lord love a duck"? That's how plumbers speak! 365 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,600 Yeah, in Disney movies from the 1960s. 366 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,080 What are these plumbers doing? 367 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,600 VICTOR: Mrs Mathieson. What? 368 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,120 We have a problem. 369 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,680 What's the problem? 370 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,480 Police Community Support Officer Diane Pemberley. 371 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,680 Do you have air conditioning in your property, ma'am? 372 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,880 Of course we do. We're rich. 373 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,440 Even the dog kennel is climate controlled. 374 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,520 And are these your AC condenser units? 375 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,480 I don't know, but if you need a plumber, 376 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,520 there are three of them inside looking for taps. 377 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:21,640 WHISPERS: What if the safe is hidden in a secret compartment behind there 378 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,640 and is activated by a book about horses? 379 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:30,240 Look for anything about horses - Black Beauty or Seabiscuit. 380 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,960 Yeah. Yeah. Or that other one. 381 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,600 The one about the... the horse trainer. 382 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,960 They made it into a film with, um... 383 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,040 ..Robert Redford. The Sting? 384 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,280 What the fuck has The Sting got to do with horses? 385 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:45,400 Robert Redford cons Robert Shaw into making bets on horses! 386 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,520 Oh. So, Smiler, in his dying breath, 387 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,920 told Rani the safe was behind a horse, 388 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,000 in the hope she would remember the plot of a film 389 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,640 made 30 years before she was born?! 390 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,160 You've never seen any films made from before you were born? 391 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,760 Oh, my God, that's it! That's it. 392 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,280 It's The Horse Whisperer! 393 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,000 Do you know what this is? 394 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,720 An iPhone that's three years out of date. 395 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,480 It's a sound meter app, OK? 396 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,200 Aah! 397 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,960 That's 45 decibels. 398 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,960 Ye-eah! 399 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,480 That's 80 decibels. 400 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,320 Do you know what the permitted decibel level is 401 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,960 for AC condenser units in this area? 402 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,600 This'll shock you. I don't. 403 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,040 50dB. 404 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,280 These... 405 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,560 ..are measuring at 53. 406 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,160 Pff! We might as well be on the runway at Heathrow. 407 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,640 DOG PANTS 408 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,840 Now, do you have planning permission for your AC? 409 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,760 I don't know. Do we? 410 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,880 Ho! I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you 411 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,600 to the local authority, and if you don't have permission, 412 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,040 they will issue an enforcement notice, 413 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,560 and you will have to remove your AC immediately. 414 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,040 What? Why do you care? 415 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,120 I care cos this is how society breaks down. 416 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,400 It starts with avoiding planning permission, 417 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,680 or fly-tipping an old fridge, but then before you know it, 418 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,240 the mayor's hanging from a lamppost 419 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,960 and there's gangs on three-wheeler bikes 420 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,600 wearing leather jackets with the spikes on. 421 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,080 And you'll be selling this tight little yoga bod 422 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,640 for baked beans and paraffin. Is that what you want? 423 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,760 Huh? 424 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,000 HE SIGHS 425 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,600 HE WHISTLES Hey. 426 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,240 Found it. 427 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,240 I might try hot yoga again. I don't know. It's just so hot. 428 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,920 Anyway, I am going to have to report that, I'm afraid. 429 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,320 Or... 430 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,160 ..how about I give you... 431 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,880 ..£42.50, 432 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,200 and you spend it at the bakery of your choice? 433 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,880 Are you trying to bribe a Police Community Support Officer? 434 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,440 I'll pretend I didn't hear that. 435 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,520 What I won't pretend I didn't hear are your AC units. 436 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,760 SHE SIGHS 437 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,080 All sorted, me ol' china! 438 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,840 Wait! 439 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,520 You forgot your thingy. 440 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,080 Oh, right, yeah. 441 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,760 My thingy. Thanks. 442 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,400 Follow that van. Move! 443 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,400 Call them. Now! 444 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,680 Call 'em! 445 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,280 LINE RINGS 446 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,640 It worked! 447 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,160 We've got it! 448 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,000 We're heading back to Bristol now. 449 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,400 No, you're not. Who's that? 450 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,800 It's...Burgess. 451 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,200 He has a gun. 452 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,240 Pull in just up ahead. 453 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,440 Oh! 454 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,840 Please don't hurt them. 455 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,560 Then do as I say. 456 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,080 Move. 457 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,880 Stay where you are! Only the bird gets out. 458 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,000 Take the tool box out the back of the van. 459 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,480 Move! 460 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,480 Take the hard drive out of the box. 461 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,200 Bring it here. 462 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,040 How did you know it was in the tool box? 463 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,400 Eh? How did you know the hard drive was in the tool box? 464 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,880 Maybe I'm psychic. 465 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,080 Or maybe you should ask your friend here. 466 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,680 You sold us out? 467 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,920 Toodle-oo. 468 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,880 Yo. Yo, what are you doing? 469 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,200 You! You little... Yo! We had a... 470 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,360 HE YELLS 471 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,200 HE GROANS 472 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,480 You snake! You snake! 473 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,760 PHONE BUZZES 474 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,400 Yes? 475 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,880 It's me. Put him on. 476 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,800 Burgess. Put him on speaker. 477 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,320 Tell me you got your hands on Taylor or Rekowski. 478 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,560 Nah, 479 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,480 but I've got my hands on something way more valuable than that. 480 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,480 It was in a safe in your gaff. 481 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,360 Have you been in my house? 482 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,440 Me? 483 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,480 Nah. But Rani Rekowski and her friends breezed in 484 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,080 and out again with a hard drive 485 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,680 which I'd say is worth, to you...ooh... 486 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,000 ..100K? 487 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,720 Oh, come on. Don't be absurd. 488 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,040 If what I hear is right, 489 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,440 if I hand this to the prosecution... 490 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,760 ..you're not walking out of pokey today. 491 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,480 And how do I know you have what you say you have? 492 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,360 Call your missus. Check it out. 493 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,560 Quickly, though, cos I'm en route to Bristol. 494 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,320 And I can either hand it to your lawyer... 495 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,880 ..or the prosecution. 496 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,400 It's entirely up to you. 497 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,640 Toodle-oo. 498 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,640 Fuck. Get my wife on the phone. 499 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,920 Has anyone been at the house today? 500 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,160 Only some useless plumbers. 501 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,760 Why the fuck have you let plumbers in? 502 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,720 I needed water! What did you want me to do, 503 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,640 drain your koi carp pond? 504 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,680 SHE SIGHS All right, I'm in the bedroom. 505 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,720 What's going on? 506 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,040 That shit drawing of a horse that Tilly did - 507 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,440 just take it down. 508 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,400 You put a safe in our kid's bedroom?! 509 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,080 Do you know how dangerous that is?! 510 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,040 What next? A toaster in the wet room? 511 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,160 Can we save the domestic till I'm out of prison? 512 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,080 Just open the safe, woman. 513 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,760 Code is 0569. 514 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,680 There's a hard drive. 515 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,280 It's there? Are you sure? 516 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,200 Yes, it's in the safe you didn't tell me about 517 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,160 while my Cartier watches are in a shoe box in my knickers drawer! 518 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,160 All right. Just close the safe and put Victor back on. 519 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,040 SHE SIGHS 520 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,120 What's going on? 521 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,440 Can you just for once do as I fucking say?! 522 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,680 Don't fucking swear at me! 523 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,000 Victor! Phone! 524 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,080 It's the lousy father of my dumb kids! 525 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,800 PHONE RINGS 526 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,840 So do we have a deal? 527 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,000 HE SIGHS Nothing's missing. 528 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,160 Are you trying to play me, arsehole? 529 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,640 I'm looking at it as we speak. 530 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,120 I have it right here. 531 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,560 Listen, I don't know what you have, but it doesn't belong to me. 532 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,080 What does belong to me, though, are your testicles, 533 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,800 which I will be giving to my wife as fucking earrings! 534 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,400 Fuck! 535 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,640 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 536 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,160 I've only heard great things about your school, 537 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,520 so I am extremely keen to get my child onto your waiting list. 538 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,000 That is wonderful to hear, your Ladyship. 539 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,720 Tell me, how old is your child? 540 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,960 Oh, they're not born yet. 541 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,880 Children don't start with us until they're seven years old. 542 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,480 Yes, but I like to plan ahead. 543 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,880 But I can't really add a child to the waiting list 544 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,920 before they...exist. 545 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,600 I'm not sure if you heard, 546 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,160 but I recently won a rather large inheritance. 547 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,080 And, er, I do want to put a significant tranche 548 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,760 towards supporting young people's schooling. 549 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,040 Do you have grass AND clay tennis courts? 550 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,120 No. 551 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,400 Would you like to? 552 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,160 Shall we take a tour? 553 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,840 I would adore that. 554 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,880 Ooh! 555 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,600 Is everything OK? Oh, yes. Oh, it's... 556 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,680 It's just the baby. 557 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,520 Probably getting excited about their new school. 558 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,320 Ha... Ow! Oh, how alarming. 559 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,800 Why don't you rest here? 560 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,160 Yes. Yes. 561 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,840 Oh! Ooh. 562 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,680 Would you mind awfully showing my baby daddy around 563 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,320 while I just...recover? 564 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,520 Of course. 565 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,880 Mm. What a shame. 566 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,640 I know you're itching to see the multi-faith prayer room. 567 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,400 Oh, I am! 568 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,720 Religion will, of course, be our kid's choice, 569 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,600 but, er, I am hoping for Buddhist, 570 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,440 whereas you're leaning more towards Islam. 571 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,000 Peace be upon him. 572 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,640 This way. 573 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,920 I didn't hurt you, did I? 574 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,920 I felt like I might have hit you a bit too hard. 575 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,600 Yeah, the hitting was fine. 576 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,080 The kicking, though - too much. 577 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,600 Duly noted. 578 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,440 Mathieson. 579 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,680 And we had a complete overhaul of all the sporting facilities 580 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,520 three years ago. Mm. 581 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,240 We should probably get back to my office, 582 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,400 see how her Ladyship is doing. Absolutely. 583 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,120 Just a few quick questions. 584 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,040 Do the children here play rugby? 585 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,440 Yes. OK. Cricket? 586 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,480 Yes. Lacrosse? 587 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,520 Yes. 588 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,240 Football, basketball, volleyball, baseball, softball, or dodgeball? 589 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,720 Yes. Yes. No. 590 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,480 No. Yes. No. 591 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,640 Ha! 592 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,640 Quidditch? That's not a real sport. 593 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,120 That was a test. Good lad. 594 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,800 We probably should get back to my office. 595 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,680 How about wrestling? No. 596 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,160 Arm wrestling? No. 597 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,320 Sumo wrestling? No. 598 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,400 Mathieson, Mathieson... 599 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,240 Helena Mathieson! 600 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,600 Karate? No. 601 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,800 Judo? No. 602 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,600 Kinamutay? Which is? 603 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,040 It's a form of Filipino self-defence. 604 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,880 No. And, er, forgive me, but we should... 605 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,920 Ping pong? 606 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,280 LINE RINGS 607 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,720 PHONE BUZZES 608 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,720 SHE SIGHS 609 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,760 Liam? 610 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,280 COCKNEY ACCENT: No, this is Sharon, the school secretary. 611 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,800 Brontosaurus? Yes. 612 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,360 Stegosaurus? Yes. 613 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,360 Tyrannosaurus? Yes. Our students learn all the dinosaurs. 614 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,560 D'you-think-he-saurus? 615 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,440 No. That's just the punch line to a joke - 616 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,040 "What do you call a blind dinosaur?" 617 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,560 Another test. Good lad. 618 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,920 I'm really sorry to bother you, Mrs Mathieson, 619 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,080 but, um, little, um...Tilly... she's, um... 620 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,720 Well, she's in a bit of trouble. 621 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,040 Er, she's been caught... 622 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,360 ..dealing. 623 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,680 Dealing? Dealing what? 624 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,960 Energy drinks. Yeah, she's been selling them to the other kids 625 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,800 for five times what she paid for them. 626 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,920 Do you know where she'd get this kind of behaviour from? 627 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,480 No. 628 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,160 Nothing comes to mind. 629 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,360 Right. Right. 630 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,480 Well, Tilly will need to be reprimanded, 631 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,640 so I'm going to need you to come down to the school. 632 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,360 Why? I pay you 12 grand a term 633 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,440 so that from 9.00-3.00, she's your problem! 634 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,120 We will need you to come down. 635 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,520 Can you name all these old boys? Yes. 636 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,960 Can we stand here while you do that? No. 637 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,640 GREG EXHALES 638 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,840 Oh! How did it go, darling? 639 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,720 I wish you could have seen the all-weather sports pitch. 640 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,800 Oh, darling, you know I'm obsessed with Astroturf! 641 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,160 Did you take lots of photos? 642 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,920 Of course. How are you feeling? 643 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,120 Yes, good. We really must be going. 644 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,240 We're seeing universities this afternoon. 645 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,200 Gosh, you DO plan ahead! Yes, yes. 646 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,600 Well, well, well... SHE CHUCKLES 647 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,720 Have you even read Appendix 6 of The Highway Code? 648 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,120 What? 649 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:57,160 As everyone knows, the minimum legal tyre tread depth is 1.6mm. 650 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,640 Yours are measuring.. 651 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,720 ..at 2.5. So they're fine. 652 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:08,000 Sure, if experts didn't recommend a minimum depth of 3mm. 653 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,840 This car is a bloody time bomb. 654 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,040 On wheels! 655 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,920 That are too thin! 656 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,720 Now, I might let you off, 657 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,800 but if you do this again, 658 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,920 then you're going to be losing more than your hair. 659 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,960 How did it go? 660 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,240 I told him if the risk of bald tyres doesn't worry him, 661 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:34,760 then maybe the risk of a £2,000 fine and three penalty points will. 662 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,480 No, no. How did it go with the hard drive? 663 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,680 Oh. 664 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,720 See you back in Bristol. 665 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,280 SIREN WAILS 666 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,240 SIREN WAILS 667 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,000 Oh, come on, Haines. Where are you? 668 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,520 PHONE BUZZES 669 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,960 CALL DISCONNECTS Oh, she's not picking up. 670 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,280 Ow! 671 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,760 You can drop the act now. 672 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,120 It's not an act. Something's... 673 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,920 Agh! 674 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,920 Do you want to see a doctor? 675 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,080 I'm fine. 676 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,280 I'm fine. 677 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,280 REPORTER: In a humiliation for the police, 678 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,200 the trial of Liam Mathieson, known as The Dean, 679 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,600 is expected to end today with the judge instructing the jury 680 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,800 to return a verdict of not guilty, 681 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,240 meaning Mr Mathieson is likely to go free within the hour. 682 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,920 RANI: Oh, my God, this is taking way too long. 683 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,040 We need to go somewhere safe till it's done. 684 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,920 I got this. 685 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,560 In you go. 686 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,920 DOOR CLOSES 687 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,120 HE SIGHS 688 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:50,880 PHONE RINGS 689 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,200 DCI Monroe. 690 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,360 Yes. Hello, sir. 691 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,000 This is PCSO Diane Pemberley. I am trying to get in contact 692 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,240 with Detective Sergeant Lucy Haines. 693 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,760 Do you know her current whereabouts, please, sir? Over. 694 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,160 She's in court. I need to get an urgent message to her, sir. Over. 695 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,160 HE SIGHS What's the message? 696 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,960 I am sorry I ever doubted you, ma'am. 697 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,680 I will live with that shame forever. 698 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,560 Also, evidence has come to light that exonerates your good self 699 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,440 and Rani Rekowski and incriminates Liam Mathieson, AKA The Dean, 700 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:24,320 and Met Detective Tony Burgess in murder, drug dealing, 701 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,240 and other very illegal behaviour...s. 702 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,520 If you could get this message to the judge 703 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,760 before The Dean is released from prison, please. 704 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,360 Sincerely, PCSO Diane Pemberley. 705 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,040 End of message. 706 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,320 Diane, where is...? Over. 707 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,760 Where is this evidence now? 708 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,600 HE SIGHS 709 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,240 HE SIGHS 710 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,320 Ben? 711 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,200 Can we have a chat? 712 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,400 SHE SIGHS So...what...what... 713 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,680 ..do you think? 714 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,960 About us... 715 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,640 ..giving it another go? 716 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,920 I do love you. 717 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,360 And I love you. 718 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,520 But we can't be together. 719 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,080 Look, I'm wrong for you. 720 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,200 You're bad for me. 721 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,800 That is not true. 722 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,720 We all know you live for this crazy shit. 723 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,440 No, not any more. 724 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,440 Rani... 725 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,400 ..you are... 726 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,720 ..a shooting star. 727 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:59,520 You're supposed to be out there, blasting off into the galaxy. 728 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,880 Me? I'm... 729 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,120 I'm just a...boring old rock... 730 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,400 ..you know? 731 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,200 I'm meant to be here safely on the ground. 732 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,440 With Tori? 733 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,880 Maybe. 734 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,640 Do you love her? 735 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,080 I don't know her. 736 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,360 I kind of just met her. 737 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,840 But I have to give it a go to find out. 738 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,280 No. I've changed. 739 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,080 All this madness... 740 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,160 ..I don't want that life any more. 741 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,080 What life do you want? 742 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,840 I don't... I don't... 743 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,760 I don't know... but not this. 744 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,440 Just... Just... Just give us another chance. 745 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,360 LAPTOP WHIRS 746 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,480 LAPTOP CHIMES 747 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,120 SHE CRIES OUT 748 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,280 Oh! 749 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,480 OK, that's it. I'm getting you to a hospital, OK? 750 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,960 Oh! 751 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,040 Come on. Yeah? 752 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,560 Mm. 753 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,360 Sergeant Haines. 754 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,040 Sorry. Coming through. 755 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,280 Official business. 756 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,120 Police Community Support Officer. 757 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,920 I've got pepper spray and I'm not afraid to use it. 758 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,480 Let me through, thank you. 759 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,440 Sergeant Haines, I know you're not bent. 760 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,200 That is a huge relief. 761 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,080 And, ma'am, I can prove it. 762 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,280 All rise. 763 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,760 Who the fuck are you? 764 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,040 DCI Monroe. 765 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,760 Your friend Diane says you have something important 766 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,040 relating to The Dean's trial. 767 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,440 She also said we don't have much time, 768 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,680 so what do you have? 769 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,320 Proof of The Dean's whole operation. 770 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,360 Supply chains, money laundering, police pay-offs. 771 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,880 Police pay-offs? Yeah, look. 772 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,720 There's your dirty fed taking a bribe from The Dean. 773 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,600 HE YELLS 774 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,880 HE GROANS 775 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,520 HAMMERING 776 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,560 GATE CLATTERS 777 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,560 You took your time. 778 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,080 Sorry. Traffic's murder. 779 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,280 M4's like a car park. 780 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,760 Backup required at City Farm. 781 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,520 I have engaged with wanted fugitive Rani Rekowski 782 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,360 and her accomplice Benjamin Eastfield. 783 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,600 They are armed and dangerous. 784 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,240 HE YELLS 785 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,720 HE YELPS 786 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,160 There are occasions when 787 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,560 the judge decides that the quality of the evidence 788 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,640 is so tenuous or compromised 789 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,680 that the prosecution cannot prove the offence. 790 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,880 I have made the decision that, in this case, 791 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,040 the defendant must be found... 792 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,080 ..not guilty. 793 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,200 Can you confirm that your verdict is one of not guilty? 794 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,560 I can. 795 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,200 Mr Mathieson... 796 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,040 ..you are free to go. 797 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,280 SHE PANTS 798 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,040 SHE SHRIEKS 799 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,080 SHE CHOKES 800 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,160 POT BREAKS 801 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,120 HE YELLS 802 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,640 HE GASPS 803 00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,640 SHE CRIES OUT 804 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,720 The shed! 805 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,280 CLANG 806 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,960 HE PANTS 807 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,840 MALAKI GROANS 808 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,640 BEN: I got you, bro. 809 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,800 MALAKI GROANS 810 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,360 MALAKI GASPS 811 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,520 MALAKI: Oh! Oh, fuck. 812 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,240 BEN WHISPERS: They're outside. 813 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,880 MALAKI PANTS 814 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,360 Sh! 815 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,920 Shit, they're coming. They're coming. 816 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,440 DOOR OPENS 817 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,320 Well, looks like you got yourself in a little bit of a pickle, 818 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,840 ain't ya? What are you going to do? Hmm? 819 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,360 You going to say that I stabbed him too? 820 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,520 I am. 821 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,080 Another tragic case of black-on-black knife crime. 822 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,120 RANI: And what does The Dean want you to do 823 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,800 about me and Ben? 824 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,160 Kill us...like you killed Smiler? 825 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:31,480 No need. 826 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,480 You're a wanted fugitive 827 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,320 and her accomplice. Open-and-shut case, innit? 828 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,560 Is there ever really such a thing? 829 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,920 Isn't it going to be way easier to tie up the Smiler case 830 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,560 if you have an eyewitness to his murder? 831 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,960 But you saw me do it, Professor. 832 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,360 You are the eye-bloody-witness. 833 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:54,480 What if I testified that I saw someone else kill Smiler? 834 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,600 Like who? 835 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,000 Rani, what are you doing? 836 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,320 She ain't selling him out. She's bang in love with him. 837 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,640 Yeah, I am. 838 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,880 But he doesn't want to be with me, so fuck him. 839 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,080 Rani, what is wrong with you? 840 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,080 You'll send an innocent kid to prison and feel OK about it? 841 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,040 I don't... I don't think I'll feel anything. 842 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,320 Maybe that's why I didn't yawn. 843 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,360 I guess I am a psychopath. 844 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,200 But he knows everything we did for The Dean - 845 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,480 the bribes, setting up Haines, killing Smiler, 846 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,680 the whole nine yards, right? He does. 847 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,720 So what's to stop him telling all that to a jury? 848 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,120 What's that thing that you said in the hotel room? 849 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,720 Who's the jury going to believe? 850 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:45,040 Young black kid with a criminal record or two white policemen? 851 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:48,360 DCI Monroe? This is DS Haines. Is everything OK? 852 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,240 Everything's under control, Sergeant. 853 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:51,640 Just... Just stay where you are! 854 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,880 Mm, looks like we're running out of time. 855 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,440 Do we have a deal? 856 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,080 Not with a gun pointed at my face. 857 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,280 Oh, it's a dummy. 858 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,840 She's lying. 859 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,080 It's been made safe. There's no bullets in it. 860 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,480 She's lying. 861 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,880 Get back. 862 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,640 Get back or I'll shoot! 863 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,720 I'll shoot. I'll shoot... 864 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,640 CLICK 865 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,720 Now we have a deal. 866 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,960 Cold-hearted bitch, ain't she, Blue Balls? 867 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,480 HE CHUCKLES 868 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,080 This man is under arrest for the murder of Marshall Smiley. 869 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,600 Kindly cuff him. 870 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,560 What are you doing? What's going on? 871 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,360 What is this? Do you know who I am? 872 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,080 What's going on? What is this? 873 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,520 MONROE ON RECORDING: So what's to stop him telling all that to a jury? 874 00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,680 RANI: What's that thing that you said in the hotel room? 875 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,840 BURGESS: Who's the jury going to believe? 876 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,680 Young black kid with criminal record or two white policemen? 877 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,680 OFFICER: Come on. Come on. 878 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,080 Daddy! 879 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,760 Liam Mathieson, I'm arresting you 880 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,680 on suspicion of perverting the course of justice... 881 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,040 Oh, fuck! No, you're not! 882 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,440 ..solicitation of murder... 883 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,880 We're not doing this again! ..accessory to murder... 884 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,040 Victor! Victor, get him off me! 885 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,400 HE YELLS 886 00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,960 ..and payment to police officers... 887 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,200 HE YELLS ..improper conduct... 888 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,480 Fu-u-u-uck! 889 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,840 You have the right to remain silent... 890 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,600 What's going on, Doctor? Can I see her? 891 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,040 Yeah, you can go in. 892 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,440 HE SIGHS 893 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,240 Did we get him? 894 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,680 We got him, bro. 895 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,080 We did it! We did it! 896 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,880 Yes, we did! 897 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,080 We did it! Yes! 898 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,680 How are you feeling? 899 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,160 The doctor said I'll live. 900 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,920 And how are you feeling? 901 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,440 The pain was caused by implantation cramps. 902 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,640 What's that? 903 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,960 It's when a fertilised egg attaches itself to the lining of the uterus. 904 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,120 Which means...? 905 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,560 I'm pregnant! 906 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,480 I'm going to have a baby! 907 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,640 She's having a baby! She's having a baby! 908 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,200 She's having a baby! With my spunk! 909 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,080 SHE WHOOPS Congratulations. 910 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,880 DIANE: Congratulations, both of you. 911 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,400 I mean, I can't take all the credit, you know, 912 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,760 she was quite heavily involved. 913 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,720 The bad boys made it. They got there! 914 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:46,760 Yes! 915 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,280 NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE 916 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:06,800 Wait... 917 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,880 So what gives rise to criminality? 918 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,280 As a criminologist, 919 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,560 you will not only explore the mind of the offender 920 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,440 but the social and economic conditions 921 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,960 which gives rise to criminality, so... 922 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,520 I still don't understand why crimes are that big a deal. 923 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,000 Yeah, but that's what we're here to learn about. 924 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,520 Diane? Can I have a word? Sure... Just, um... 925 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,440 Just wondered if you fancied grabbing that drink. 926 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,720 With you? Now? 927 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,920 Er, yeah, just give me a minute, ma'am. 928 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,720 Call me Lucy. OK. 929 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,320 Oh, my God! 930 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,280 You'll have to get the bus. Lucy wants to get a pint. 931 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,080 Can I come? I'm afraid not. 932 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,200 It's probably more of a Cagney and Lacey kind of thing. 933 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,080 You know, crack open some cold cases, 934 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,600 solve the shit out of them, and get a curry. 935 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,760 This is what you've always dreamed of! 936 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,440 I feel like you're Lizzo, I'm your manager, 937 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,400 and you've just won a bloody Grammy. 938 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,000 Well, I mean, if I was Lizzo, you wouldn't be my manager. 939 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 You know, maybe one of my entourage. 940 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,320 Access all areas? 941 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,440 Access some areas. 942 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,480 Hmm. 943 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,560 Ready. 944 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,240 Hey, good work this week, by the way. 945 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,480 See you on Monday. 946 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,080 This isn't a lesbian thing, Diane. 947 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,960 I'm a demon for the cock as well. 948 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,320 All right, Lucy! TMI. 949 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,120 BANGING ON SHUTTER 950 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,400 I heard the, um... 951 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,200 ..curried goat is good. 952 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,680 SHE EXHALES So, er... 953 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,400 ..I'm taking off. 954 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,600 Where are you going? 955 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,320 Oh, I don't know yet. SHE CHUCKLES 956 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,720 Or what I'm going to do when I get there. 957 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,080 Well, you're young. 958 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,680 You still have time to figure it out. 959 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,400 Yeah. So... 960 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,920 ..I thought I'd, erm... 961 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,440 ..say goodbye. 962 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,000 In person this time. 963 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,760 Goodbye. 964 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,360 I brought someone to see you. 965 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,200 Rani explained... 966 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,400 ..how she kissed you, but you said it was over... 967 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,680 ..how you want to be with me. 968 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,600 Right, look what I've been working on, right? 969 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,520 The latest addition to the menu. 970 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:16,920 TORI: Yes, Chef! 971 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,160 Every single wish she made 972 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,120 From shooting stars to birthday cakes 973 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,000 Every lucky charm she'd saved 974 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:29,280 Was for the great escape 975 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,280 She crossed her heart and hoped to die 976 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,040 Said farewell and closed her eyes 977 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,240 Knew that there was more to life 978 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:44,080 In the great escape 979 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:51,920 She said Why don't we start from here? 980 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:56,160 Why don't we start from here? 981 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,920 Why don't we start from here? 982 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,840 Why don't we start from here? 983 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,080 Let's go 984 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,000 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 985 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,480 Let's go 986 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,400 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 987 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,760 She caught a falling leaf 988 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,600 And held it in her palms 989 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,800 And waited for the sun to shine 990 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,280 She caught a falling leaf 991 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,160 And held it in her palms 992 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,360 And waited for the sun 993 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,920 She said Why don't we start from here? 994 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,680 Why don't we start from here? 995 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,400 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 996 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,920 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 997 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,640 Why don't we start from here? 998 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,560 Why don't we start from here? 999 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,920 Let's go 1000 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,080 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 1001 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,320 Let's go 1002 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,120 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh... 1003 00:57:58,170 --> 00:58:02,720 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0